10/8 1:21 PM Here is my crack at it. This was fun.
(Begin Bud Light theme music)
Announcer: Bud Light presents, "Real men of genious"
Backup singer: "Reeel men of geeeniouououus"
Announcer: Today we solute you, Mr 1957 National Championship Celebrator.
Backup singer: " Mr 1957 National Championship Celebraaaatoooor "
Announcer: "50 years have come and past"
Backup singer: "But we had Bo"
Announcer: "If only the retirement home would let you stay up long enough to gaze at the stars and remember that time".
Back up singer: “What werrrrreeeee we talking about?"
Announcer: "Yes, the Alzheimers has made you forget a lot, but you will always remember that crisp fall day when you won it all ."
Back up singer: "I messed my dependdddsssss”
Announcer: "Sit back and try to forget that 13 National Championships have been won by SEC teams since your day in the sun."
Backup singer: "But the championships are not reeeeeaaaaal
Announcer: "And don't worry about being tied with Ole Miss, Pittsburgh, SMU and Minnesota with the number of national titles.”
Backup singer: "But we had BO"
Announcer: "Get a grip Auburn fan, forget about being an insignificant team outside your own fans and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, until the orderlies roll you back to your room, you can cheer about yesteryear with your buddies…..if you can remember their names”
Backup singer: " Mr 1957 National Championship Celebraaaatoooor "
1/25 10:31 PM Reading what you write reminds me of this retard I knew in Gadsden named Eric that had a fetish for Ford Probes. He ALWAYS talked about how good Auburn was and how much of a man Leon Hart was. He even claimed there has never been a true national champion. But you cant be that guy, because that guy probably cant turn on the computer........Just Kidding, if this is Eric, holla back at me. It is good to talk to knowledgeable football fans.....Even if you are an Aubie.
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