§§Raoul Duke§§

Hometown: Olathe, KS


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So, I make my way over to the himalayas, eh...looper on a course over there. You know, looper, caddy, jock. So I tell them I am a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. 12th son of the Lama. Flowing robes, bald, striking. So he goes off;big hitter, the Lama; and whacks one into the base of this glacier. And you know what he says to me? "Gunga...Gunga Ga Lunga." SO we finish 18, and he's gonna stiff me. SO I said HEY LAMA. How about something, you know, for the effort. And he says" There will be no money involved, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.


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